"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.
THEY ARE LIKE LITTLE SAUSAGES MADE OF PUPPY.
Im ready to die
BUT LOOK WHAT JAZZ GOT ME OMG
I’M SO PLEASED YOU LIKE HIM :D
the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be
Tumblr and Puns
bioware while making mass effect: they’re not gonna want to fuck the aliens
bioware while making mass effect 2: i guess they wanted to fuck the aliens
The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME