miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.



imthecoolcookie:

somethingodd:

THEY ARE LIKE LITTLE SAUSAGES MADE OF PUPPY.

Im ready to die


  • Friend: What's your type?
  • Me: Famous or fictional.

titanium-starfish:

BUT LOOK WHAT JAZZ GOT ME OMG

I’M SO PLEASED YOU LIKE HIM :D

titanium-starfish:

BUT LOOK WHAT JAZZ GOT ME OMG

I’M SO PLEASED YOU LIKE HIM :D


the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be



korra:

bioware while making mass effect: they’re not gonna want to fuck the aliens

bioware while making mass effect 2: i guess they wanted to fuck the aliens


lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME